I think I winced more at their repeated head-bonking than I did when the random girl got exploded inside a hydraulic wine press machine in the opening scene that sets the stakes for all our beautiful young lovers—namely that every Valentine’s Day for the past several years the Heart Eyes Killer (or HEK for short) has spent February 14th butchering couples.

With the exception of horror flicks featuring icons like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, or Jason, slasher movies tend to have a “whodunit” aspect to them as the protagonists and audience try to figure out the identity of the killer underneath their mask.