I'm here to make friends, bask in the kind, accepting glow of internet comments, and speak the dark truth you've all long known to be true: The N64 controller, Nintendo's infamous trident joypad for ...

Looking at the Nintendo 64 controller, there's no reason it should have worked. And yet, that awkward trident-shaped gamepad was great in its own way. Decades later, gamers are still after that clunky ...