Fit any engine more powerful than a hamster wheel to a Geo Metro, and you’ve got quite a lot of car. Make that two engines, though, and I don’t even know what to call that. A deathtrap, maybe, like ...

Clean, low-mile Geo models are getting exceedingly rare. Since Geo was founded as a budget-friendly sub-brand of Chevy intended to compete with cheap imports, it’s no surprise that most Geo Metro, ...