Your friendly neighborhood webdork is, at it turns out, kind of dumb. Almost idiotic, in fact. He proves it yet again in today’s Massive Morning Missive.

Andrew Berry has survived the Deshaun Watson trade and, thus far, avoided many rumors about being on the hot seat in Cleveland. But the longtime Browns GM probably should not be considered a lock to return in 2026, given the state of the team since its 2023 playoff season.

Mary Kay Cabot dropped an assessment about Shedeur Sanders' future with the Cleveland Browns. The Browns insider said the organization may stick with the quarterback despite his struggles and mounting speculation about drafting this year's Heisman winner, Indiana's Fernando Mendoza.

If you follow a losing team, the season seems far too long. Even for successful franchises, however, there may be a case to not extend it further.

The Cleveland Browns might be putting all their chips in the middle of the table to get big names in the front office after their latest meetings.

The 41-24 Ravens victory over the Packers means the Steelers need to win to claim AFC North division title -- and the playoff berth that comes with it. If Cleveland upsets Pittsburgh today, Week 18 becomes winner-take-all between the Steelers and Ravens.